NPR's Got Taste: Planet Money

Continuing our series on the flavors found at NPR, we're sampling a blended semen* from the male members** of the Planet Money team (Adam Davidson, Alex Blumberg, David Kestenbaum, Jacob Goldstein and Jess Jiang). Fun fact -- Planet Money's cum is worth its weight in gold.

Flavor: Metallic and rich

Aftertaste: Dirty, dirty, dirty

Mouthfeel: Pulpy and satiating

Experiential pairing: Rolling around in a big ol' bed full of money

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* For more blended semen reviews, click the "blended" label below or see our previous blend of Pierce Brosnan and Sean Connery.
** We mean no offense in excluding the women of Planet Money from our tasting! We just prefer not to mix male and female fluids, as the flavors tend to get a little muddled. If you're interested in tasting notes from famous women, check out our monthly column on the topic, "Lady Juices".

Spunk of the Irish: Pierce Brosnan & Sean Connery

We know, we know... Sean Connery isn't Irish and single-origin semen almost ALWAYS bests blended semen. However, when we got our hands on samples from not one, but TWO, former James Bonds, we couldn't help but make a Scotch-Irish blend -- shaken, not stirred, of course. As you'll see, the blend mellows the slap-in-the-face roughness of Sean Connery and gives the overly smooth Pierce Brosnan a little more oomph.

Flavor: Intoxicating notes of Chemex-brewed dark roast coffee, Turkish tobacco and Kina Lillet
Aftertaste: Gunpowder
Mouthfeel: Slippery and rich
Experiential pairing: Womanizing (and, apparently, getting leg tattoos)