Spunk of the Irish: Pierce Brosnan & Sean Connery

We know, we know... Sean Connery isn't Irish and single-origin semen almost ALWAYS bests blended semen. However, when we got our hands on samples from not one, but TWO, former James Bonds, we couldn't help but make a Scotch-Irish blend -- shaken, not stirred, of course. As you'll see, the blend mellows the slap-in-the-face roughness of Sean Connery and gives the overly smooth Pierce Brosnan a little more oomph.

Flavor: Intoxicating notes of Chemex-brewed dark roast coffee, Turkish tobacco and Kina Lillet
Aftertaste: Gunpowder
Mouthfeel: Slippery and rich
Experiential pairing: Womanizing (and, apparently, getting leg tattoos)