Friday, April 1, 2011

Foodie Friday: Ruth Bordain


Did we really source a semen sample from the mysterious Ruth Bordain for Celebrity Semen Tasting Notes? One can never really be sure when it comes to shadowy figures like shim, but for the price we paid, we sure effing hope we got what we requested. (Either way, it was delicious.)

Appearance: A tiny, lovely sample -- an amuse douche, if you will
Flavor: Offal... just offal...
Aftertaste: Chocolate, dan dan noodles and dank weed
Mouthfeel: Saucy
Experiential pairing: Getting a James Beard nomination, "cheapening" food journalism by being orgasmically awesome

1 comment:

  1. http://blogs.laweekly.com/squidink/2011/04/ruth_bourdain_alice_waters_twi.php Damn! Well, whoever's it was, it was DELICIOUS.

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