Spunk of the Irish: Colin Farrell

Lauded as one of the world's sexiest men, Colin Farrell is also known for his roles in the Miami Vice movie, Horrible Bosses (soon to be released) and a lawsuit-ridden sex tape.

Appearance: Golden tan
Flavor: Dark notes of unfiltered cigarette smoke and boiled, dirty wool
Aftertaste: Unexpectedly fresh (phresh?) and clean*
Mouthfeel: Thick and oily
Experiential pairings: Propositioning elderly women for sex, writing poetry

* In terms of taste. Given Colin's notorious sexual history (see: intro and experiential pairings, above), we opted to pasteurize this particular sample. For more information on raw vs. pasteurized semen, see our sourcing policies.