Our first "guest" is Conan O'Brien. Conan may have had a rough year, but you wouldn't know it from the sample we recently cupped. Skintight jeggings and pseudo-firings be damned -- this man's fruits are ripe for plucking!
Appearance: Pale and thin
Flavor: Instant hot cocoa with a fiery kick
Aftertaste: After the initial flavor, there's a short hiatus. Then, a wildly nutty aftertaste kicks in late and lasts about an hour.
Mouthfeel: Milky -- 1%
Experiential pairing: One word... webcam
I find that Spunk of the Irish goes down much better with a splash of Andy Richter's creme de cacao on top. It tastes awkwardly greasy at first but then you just get used to it.
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