Charlie Sheen

This is not one of our rarest samples, but it is one of our most popular. If you're puzzled at how we sourced Charlie Sheen's semen*, then you clearly haven't been reading the news much lately -- his is, perhaps, the most abundant on the market at the moment. So, what do this unusual bad boy's abundant bad boys taste like?

Flavor: Bold, sour and chemical, with notes of citrus pith, liquid bleach and powdered cocaine
Aftertaste: An as-of-yet-unidentified, exotic, metallic (iron-heavy) note was surprisingly lasting... as in "couldn't be clawed out of your mouth if you tried"
Mouthfeel: Thick, dense and winning (duh!)
Experiential pairing: Blondes, blow and blowjobs -- a natural pairing, especially when it comes to celebs like Charlie

* Although we strive to provide tasting notes for raw semen whenever possible, this particular semen was pasteurized for safety reasons. Please see our sourcing policies for more details.