Now through April 1st, vote for your favorite cum flavor note here on Celebrity Semen Tasting Notes.
Do you prefer notes of cocaine (as found in Charlie Sheen's semen) or cocoa (like in Conan O'Brien's o-fluids)? Leather (tasted in book-binding form in Kenneth Branagh's cum) or meat (like the raw flavor of Daniel Day-Lewis's juices)?
Vote anonymously with our poll in the right-hand column. And don't forget to tell your friends!