Friday, March 11, 2011

Spunk of the Irish: Conan O'Brien

In honor of the upcoming St. Patrick's Day holiday, we're celebrating with a week of Irish celebrity semen!

Our first "guest" is Conan O'Brien. Conan may have had a rough year, but you wouldn't know it from the sample we recently cupped. Skintight jeggings and pseudo-firings be damned -- this man's fruits are ripe for plucking!

Appearance: Pale and thin
Flavor: Instant hot cocoa with a fiery kick
Aftertaste: After the initial flavor, there's a short hiatus. Then, a wildly nutty aftertaste kicks in late and lasts about an hour.
Mouthfeel: Milky -- 1%
Experiential pairing: One word... webcam

1 comment:

  1. I find that Spunk of the Irish goes down much better with a splash of Andy Richter's creme de cacao on top. It tastes awkwardly greasy at first but then you just get used to it.

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